Our two versions of the news story on Elvis' death Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The King is Dead

The American singer and actor Elvis Presley died on August 16 at the age of 42. He was found on his bathroom floor by his fiancée Ginger Alden. The autopsy revealed that Elvis suffered a heart attack caused by heavy use of medication.

Crazy version:
Reliable sources claim that Elvis’ ex-wife Priscilla, had broken into their home while Elvis and Ginger were out playing racquet ball. Priscilla waited for them to come home. When they came home they found a note on the front door that said: “I know what you did last Thursday”.

Reports say that Ginger was quite upset and that the couple had an argument about the note. Later Ginger went upstairs, to change, and was then attacked from behind by Priscilla. The weapon used was a frying pan, according to police.

When Ginger awoke from being unconscious, she went to the bathroom to freshen up. Still dizzy from the hard blow to her head she looked around to discover Elvis’ lifeless body on the floor beside her. Ginger was reported to have panicked and decided to get rid of the body.

According to investigations, she faked the crime scene and decided to drag the body into the bathroom. Reportedly Ginger made it look as if Elvis suffered a heart attack.

Decent version:

The King of Rock n roll Elvis Presley had reportedly spent the afternoon playing racquet ball with his fiancée, Ginger. When the Couple returned home Ginger went for a nap while Elvis went to the bathroom to take his daily medications. According to sources Elvis suffered from several chronic diseases. Later the same afternoon Ginger woke up to find Elvis’ lifeless body on the bathroom floor. According to the autopsy and the medical reports Elvis died from a heart attack caused by heavy use of medication.